Larry Brown wrote:

Well, Mac, for your information, I just got back in town from a road trip and not only did I have a bad day and night by being broke down, but I also have to come home and get this bullshit.
#1 I didn't receive your money until last Thursday, so therefore I didn't send the title out the day before.
#2 I went up to Iowa to get the car and the title the very next day, which was last Friday, you know the day after Thursday, so therefore, I didn't send you the title the day before I went up to Iowa and that is why you didn't get it on Friday.
#3 Unfortunately, I arrived back too late on Friday to get the title to the post office so I could send it out and that is why you didn't get the title on Monday.
#4 I sent you the title by express mail on Monday while I was out of town on business. Where I was at, they did not have a Federal express office nearby, so I sent it out by express mail and where I was at only offered a 2 day delivery, so I sent it and I have the receipt to prove it. It will be there on Wednesday by 3PM, I just hope there is someone there to sign for it. If not, they will leave a note in your mailbox.
NOW IT SEEMS TO ME THAT THE ONLY ONE BEING A DICK HERE IS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I RECEIVED THE FUNDS ON 3/9, BROUGHT THE CAR DOWN TO QUINCY FROM IOWA WHICH IS A 270 MILE ROUND TRIP (5 HOURS DRIVING TIME WHICH DOES NOT INCLUDE LOADING THE CAR, STOPPING FOR FUEL, ETC ON 3/10, THE TRANSPORTER PICKED UP THE CAR ON 3/11 AND I SENT YOU THE TITLE ON 3/13. NOW WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM??????????????????????????????
I've met some inconsiderate assholes in my time, but I must admit you are coming very close to taking 1st place.
The usual time to even get a transporter to pickup up a car after the funds are received is anywhere from 7 to 10 days and once in a while a little longer. Your car was picked up just 2 days after I received the funds and the title was sent to you only 4 days after I recieved the funds. I usually get the titles out the next day, but as I mentioned, I got back too late to get it out, so I sent it out the following Monday even when I was out of town on a business trip. I can see why your wife is on your case all the time because no doubt you don't show any appreciation to know one.
DO ME A GREAT FAVOR AND DON'T EVER CALL ME OR EMAIL ME ABOUT AN OLD CAR, BECAUSE I WILL NOT EVER DO BUSINESS WITH YOU AGAIN ESPECIALLY SINCE I FOUND OUT WHAT A BIG FUCKING DICK YOU ARE!!!! EVEN IF I HAD A $100 CAR AND YOU OFFERED ME $100,000 FOR IT, I DEFINATELY WOULDN'T WANT TO SELL IT TO YOU.
98% of the people that I do business with is some of the nicest folks I have ever met and we all enjoy very much in dealing with each other in the old car trade, but it is that 2%, which includes you, that tries to ruin it for the rest of us.
Yeah, bud, mac or whoever you are or claim to be have got me on a roll. 1st I get 2 nasty messages on my answering machine and then this fucking email especially after I busted my ass to get the car out to you as quick as possible. THE HELL WITH IT. YOU ARE NOT WORTH THE FRUSTRATION OR THE STRESS.
By the way, on the answering machine, you mentioned about that I might not want you to hunt me up. Well, why don't you come on up here and do just that. You have the shop address and just in case you don't here it is again 718 York Street, Quincy, IL 62301.
COME ON UP AND I'LL BUY YOU A CUP OF COFFEE.
Thank you and have a great day,
Larry Brown
217-740-6151

Side note: When I told Larry he might not want me looking him up I was refering to researching him and filing a police report. I'm really a peach. Not violent at all.

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