Larry,

I left this on your voicemail but I'm going to email it as well because I am nothing if not a thorough but fair kind of guy. So you get every chance.
Here's what I'm catching shit on.
1. The title. You've bullshitted me about this from day one. I was supposed to get it Thursday, then Friday, Then Monday, Then Tuesday. I don't have it yet. This pisses me off quite a bit.
2. The car. You didn't say the windshield was broken and that there was another in the back seat (I hope it's really there). You said it would have a battery. You didn't mention not having the keys before I sent the money. I'm wondering if you have the title now. You said it runs, shifts, and does not smoke... in fact you said it was a "driver". Kind of hard for you to know this when you don't have the fucking keys. Maybe you are trying to fuck me.... maybe not. I hope not.
3. The fact that I either:
A: Wrecker the thing home from where David drops it off. (70 bucks).
B. Buy a group 24 battery (70 bucks) and have an automotive locksmith (110 bucks) meet me at the car and hope that you aren't lying about it running. So far your track record kind of sucks.
C. Buy a tow rig and have the wife help me tow it home (cheaper but not fucking likely).

Now I pointed out that I didn't want my wife to say "I told you so" and get involved. You have also screwed me here. She works for the Local County Sheriff's Office you freakin' goof. She is already taking info on you, and the car... and beginning a little project wherein she and all of her deputy buddies set out to find you and make your life miserable just to show me that she's smarter than I am. I CAN'T thank you ENOUGH for that. I'm pretty sure you aren't going to enjoy it either.

So please.... quit dicking around and call me and let's work this bullshit out like the wonderful Gents that we both are. This was supposed to be fun and good for both of us....now it's embarrassing for me and it'll suck ass worse for you. I guarantee it. You don't screw with the cops dude. Ok... I'm on the phone with her now. They've already sent the info to the cops up there. You seem like a good guy. You need to fix this shit fast.
Mac

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